It's quite the suggestive edition of The List Dan has put together today. Can Aerosmith really say that on the radio? Just What is Frankie Talking about? You may or may not be able to listen in mixed company.
Big Ten Inch-Aerosmith
Sledgehammer-Peter Gabriel
Relax-Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Pink Cadillac-Bruce Springsteen
Whole Lotta Love-Led Zeppelin
(Newser) – A North Carolina aquarium scientist planned to move an alligator from the side of a highway—but the gator had different ideas. As the scientist dropped a towel over the alligator's face and attempted to lift the eight-foot creature with his bare hands, the gator spun around, tripped the man and bit his arm while shaking its head violently. The scientist managed to struggle free from the giant jaws, kick out at the gator, and make his escape. The gator was later captured by a crew and moved to a swamp some 30 miles away, reports the BBC. The scientist was treated and released from a local hospital.
Mike's Thoughts: "I KNEW Crocodile Dundee. And you sir, are NO Crocodile Dundee!"
It's yet another edition of The List today at 4 with Dan…and it's very manly! There's a Demolition Man, a Rocket Man, a man with tasty summer treats and a dude who would make Robert Downey Jr. proud.
(Newser) – Apparently when Chuck's Place advertises an all-you-can-eat fish fry, it doesn't literally mean all you can eat, as Bill Wisth discovered to his dismay Friday. The Wisconsin restaurant refused to give him any more fish after he ate 12 pieces, and eventually sent him off with eight additional pieces. Not satisfied, Wisth called the police, then returned two days later with a picket sign and says he plans to picket every Sunday until the restaurant revises its policy.
But the restaurant says it was running out of fish and that 53-year-old Wisth (who is 6'6", 350 pounds, and admits he can eat a lot) has been a problem before—he allegedly has a tab there that still isn't paid off, a waitress tells TMJ4. Police gave him a warning for disorderly conduct while he was picketing, reports Mequon Now. According to the police report, he had initially refused to pay his bill, but paid after being given the additional fish.
Mike's Thoughts: I'm all for consumer protection, but if you really need to eat more than 12 pieces of fish in one sitting I'd offer there are bigger issues at play here.
Norman the very smart Briard dog knows how to ride a bike.
With the help of his mom Karen Cobb, Norman has recently mastered riding his special blue, personalised bike outside his home in South Carolina.
Mike's Thoughts: Honestly, not all that impressed. If the dog could teach kids how to ride a bike then THAT would be something.
It's a Dirty job but somebody's got to do it. Today at 4 on The List Dan has 5 very Dirty Songs…and the Dirty little secret is…well, you'll just have to listen to find out.
People magazine will reportedly pay the star $800,000 to publish exclusive photos of baby Maxwell Drew Johnson. Jess, who gained at least 40 pounds during her pregnancy, has also reportedly signed a $3 million dollar deal to promote Weight Watchers.
By comparison, Jessica's deal with People is a far cry from the $6 million the publication reportedly paid Jennifer Lopez for photos of her twins in 2008.
Mike's Thoughts: So, let's see- Jessica Simpson made 3.8 Million off a brand new baby who hasn't done a damn thing yet.
Today on The List, join day as counts down the top five ladies of rock who would front his band, assuming he had one! Candidates include Joan, Grace, Christine and Stevie, Ann, Bonnie and Annie…there's only room for 5. Let the controversy begin!
I Hate Myself for Loving You-Joan Jett
Somebody to Love-Jefferson Airplane-Grace Slick
Talk to Me-Stevie Nicks
Even it Up-Heart-Ann Wilson
Something to Talk About-Bonnie Raitt
Today on The List; it's 69 dudes! Dan has come up with 5 tunes that mention the year 1969. Now, along with the rock and roll you'll also get a bit of a history lesson today. Bring your number two pencils to take notes!
Into the Music
